Get off our lawn…
Youth is defined as “the period between childhood and adult age.” We define youths as miniature balls of misdirected energy, typically bent on making your life miserable and letting you know you’ve lost your cool in more way than one. From sassy teenage girls to young boys determined to make a meme out of you, we’ve all had our own run-ins with these miscreants. This week we bring you a playlist from the perspective of the old man they believe you to be. It’s got a little bit of everything: rollicking riffs to fill the furrows in your brows, some swaying tempos to keep propelling your rocker, and even a bit of piercing pop beats to shake your fist to in anger. Point your hose, blast the delinquents out of your hydrangeas, and drown yourself in a stream of good tunes instead.
