Just like over-eating, shopping until you fall over is classic holiday tradition.
As soon as the last plate of turkey is cleared and pant buttons can be fastened, holiday shopping season has arrived. We’ve made a playlist for all the unsung heroes in retail and customer service who must brace the tornado of crazy deal seekers. Psychedelic riffs, steady kick drums, and solid growls hold together your melting existence as the cluttered chaos literally unfolds around you in slow motion. Boasting lyrics you wish you could shout in demanding faces and quiet whispers for when you need to just disappear, we have all levels of your days covered. Our compiled list is a little more gruff than the nauseating rotation of the 10 Christmas songs on the company playlist but a whole lot more motivating. Grab onto your freshly organized rack of garments and push it onto the sales floor with all the confidence these angsty anthems can help you muster.